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Okay, it's not really but it is a little strange. A rat just knocked on my door. I answered it thinking it was my friend Alex and the little guy just ran right into my apartment. I got out my camera and filmed my chase until he ran behind my bookcase in the corner of the room. I ran over to fish him out and he had vanished. I still don't know if he's even in here.

In other news, that same Alex's dog got ahold of his gun and decided to shoot a bullet straight through my apartment a few nights ago. We got out some yarn and did a little investigating like they do in the shows and determined that, yes, the bullet would have gone straight through my head had I been walking to or from my front door.


I wonder if I've insulted the animal kingdom somehow.

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Josh, but call me Josh
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
Meet me! The procrastinator extraordinaire and purveyor of poetry and maybe even a great writer one day. (One can only hope.) I love talking to fellow artists and helping in any way I can so feel free to note me or comment. Seriously, I don't care if you think you sound like a goober. Talk to me.

P.S. If you're going to read my journal...it's mostly for dreams and some of those are pretty mature content so be forewarned!

Current Residence: Florida
Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock
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Sparkylolol Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
ahh thank you so much for the llama! Thanks For The Llama Emote 
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littleblueraccoon Featured By Owner Edited Feb 4, 2015  Student Writer
My vote for best username/icon combo goes to you, lmao :TipOfTheHat: 
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SubjugatedSandwich Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you so much! I think it's pretty good too. ;P
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amour-raven Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Student Writer
Thank you kindly for supporting my newest feature, Literarily Speaking v.V, Josh! Pixel Rose 
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SubjugatedSandwich Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
My pleasure. =D
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