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Okay, it's not really but it is a little strange. A rat just knocked on my door. I answered it thinking it was my friend Alex and the little guy just ran right into my apartment. I got out my camera and filmed my chase until he ran behind my bookcase in the corner of the room. I ran over to fish him out and he had vanished. I still don't know if he's even in here.

In other news, that same Alex's dog got ahold of his gun and decided to shoot a bullet straight through my apartment a few nights ago. We got out some yarn and did a little investigating like they do in the shows and determined that, yes, the bullet would have gone straight through my head had I been walking to or from my front door.

I wonder if I've insulted the animal kingdom somehow.


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Josh, but call me Josh
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
Meet me! The procrastinator extraordinaire and purveyor of poetry and maybe even a great writer one day. (One can only hope.) I love talking to fellow artists and helping in any way I can so feel free to note me or comment. Seriously, I don't care if you think you sound like a goober. Talk to me.

P.S. If you're going to read my's mostly for dreams and some of those are pretty mature content so be forewarned!

Current Residence: Florida
Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock

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Sparkylolol Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
ahh thank you so much for the llama! Thanks For The Llama Emote 
littleblueraccoon Featured By Owner Edited Feb 4, 2015  Student Writer
My vote for best username/icon combo goes to you, lmao :TipOfTheHat: 
SubjugatedSandwich Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you so much! I think it's pretty good too. ;P
amour-raven Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Student Writer
Thank you kindly for supporting my newest feature, Literarily Speaking v.V, Josh! Pixel Rose 
SubjugatedSandwich Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
My pleasure. =D
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